LuLu’s Useful Website – Slacker versus Pandora: Which music site is best?

Arf, arf to you.  Which music site is better – Slacker or Pandora?  SLACKER HANDS DOWN!  Both advertise and offer FREE MUSIC, however Pandora’s is free for about one day, then you have to pay .99 cents to listen free for the rest of the month.  DOGPOOP!  Like most that surf the net, if it’s free it’s for me.  WHO TO NEUTER THIS WEEK:  We could start with Pandora for deceptive advertising.  Harry Reid and all the criminals in Las Vegas.  They organized bus trips to the polls to get people from the casinos to the polls which is a direct violation of voting laws.  I’m O.K. that Republicians won, but I hope it won’t hurt the Obama funds I’m receiving from stimulus money – Some people consider it pork, but dogs were getting funding to be retrained, so i was retraining to be a guard dog. You may laugh, but I think the money spent on me is better than what they’re doing with stimulus funds at the Delaware VA.  The VA needs more parking there and the elevators don’t work right, so the patients can’t even get from one floor to the other, but what do they do?  They are spending $2,000,000 TO PLANT TREES?  And expanding an operating room THAT IS NEVER USED?  Are you kidding me? Problem number one with the government – no accounabilty.  At least the illegals will have some work planting trees.  LULU’S ANIMAL JOKE: Why do boy doggies lick their private parts?  BECAUSE THEY CAN! Arf, Arf.