Modman Commentary

Unfortunately my agent couldn’t get me out of my contract so I have to keep blogging.  This week I went to the doctor because I had a problem with my butt.  After poking and prodding, he told me that I have a hemorrhoid.  The doctor said as country America wipes way too much and excessive wiping can cause irritation, thus a hemorrhoid. If I had known that I would have just purchased dark underwear instead of buying cases of TP at BJs.  I had to get this steroid medicine that cost $70 for a mini canister that lasted for 3 applications (I have a big butt).  More on the roid status later.  Can someone please tell me how it can take a friggin month to plug up a pipe?  It was no problem to build the thing underwater when it came to making money pumping the oil in the first place.  As you can see I have my Flyer colors on for the Stanley Cup Final.  LETS GO FLYERS!

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