Modman Commentary

COMPUTERS: I heard Casey Anthony got so pissed off at her computer, she duck taped it, took it for a ride and tosssed it in the river.  This time she was smart enough to chlorform it first, so it was unconscious during the ride and couldn’t help the solid waste police get any evidence.  Unfortunately Casey wasn’t smart enough to remove the hard drive, so they were able to trace it back to her.  She got 2 years for illegal dumping.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT VERDICT?  It just goes to show that only the drop dead dumbest people end up on a murder trial jury.  It’s easy to get out if you live in a death penalty state – just tell the judge that you refuse to apply the death penalty and you’re out of there – unless you’re going to write a book.