Bob’s Special Tip – Pull direction of the paper path

Hi. Me and the guys have a tip for you.  If you have a paper jam, to unjam the jam you need to pull in the direction of the paper path.  Don’t pull against the direction of the paper path because you can screw up the gear mechanism.  I DON’T UNDERSTAND:  Why would any publisher pay Charlie Sheen $10 million dollars for him to talk about stuff that happens on the set of a TV show?  If he includes some porno shots of him and his porn star girlfriends, that may generate some interest.  DEAR DIARY:  I came in to work today.  Dennis the Menace was already at work.  He was clipping his fingernails.  Isn’t that something that should be done at home?