Modman Commentary – Merry Christmas?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!  Not Happy Holidays.  IT’S CHRISTMAS!  All you non Christmas people get off because of CHRISTMAS!!  At least it’s the last time I have to get in this dopey suit.  It’s a pain holding my gut in. Santa’s bringing me a big fat unemployment check – no, it’s an entitlement.  I’m entitled to money from the government.  My boss PC had to cut my hours because the dopes from Deldot decided to do construction around his store, so no one could get in the parking lot.  And the work got delayed because some rocket scientist finally figured out that it’s too cold to lay ashpalt in December.  It must be nice to be a dope and not have to answer to anyone.  Say it loud and say it proud D-E-L-D-O-T!  At least my Eagles totally screwed the Giants.  I’ve been watching football many years and never saw a choke like the Giants pulled last Sunday.  And the Giants were crying after the game about how dirty the Eagles were.  Are they kidding me?  Shows a total lack of character.  Bye Tommy.